Saturday, January 17, 2009

Top-10 Bad Reasons for choosing a President

As we celebrate the end of the worst Presidency of the country’s history, let me leave a few words of advice for the future generations with my Top-10 BAD Reasons for choosing a President
  1. Should know him more than having a similar name to a former-President
  2. Should be better than a C student
  3. t least, his parents should think he is a smart kids in the family
  4. But then, running for President shouldn’t be just to prove to your Dad that you are smart.
  5. Someone who actually have some “real” accomplishments before age 42.
  6. Because people like to have a beer with him should not be a qualification
  7. Neither is because he is more likely to stop and help me change my flat tire
  8. An AWOL solder is likely to grow-up to be an AWOL President
  9. As the President of the United States, at least, he should be able to speak proper American English
  10. What do you tell your kids? Being dumb, lazy, stupid, C-student, a drunk, AWOL, jobless, and did nothing good until middle-age will grow-up to be the President one day?