Russian professor predicted US divided in six parts, but something worth celebrating

Russian professor, Igor Panarin, predicted that the current financial crisis will lead to the collapse of the United States. That prediction isn't new or surprising. But the most interesting part of his prediction is the U.S. will be divided into six parts: the Pacific coast, the South, Texas, the Atlantic coast, central states, and the northern states. The Chinese would have strong influence in the Pacific coast states; Texas will go to Mexico; Atlantic coast states will join the European Union, Canada will claim the northern states; Japan will take Hawaii; and Alaska goes back to Russia.

Wow, this sounds bad if it ever happens. Despite all the devastating consequences if it does, at least, there are two things that we can look forward to.

One, Sarah Palin no longer needs to see Russia from her house. Because her house is already in Russia.

Two, George W. Bush would have left the United States for good. Señor Bush would be a Mexican.

Tell me. Are these two developments alone would worth a celebration?

Links to story,
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB123051100709638419.html
http://blogs.usatoday.com/ondeadline/2008/12/the-united-stat.html